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One all-in price. No hidden extras. No setup fees. No surprises.

Every campaign includes: 2nd class large letter postage · branded pen with your logo · personalised A4 letter · C5 envelope · QR code tracking

Campaign size Mono Colour
1,000 pens minimum campaign £2,995 £3,795
2,000 pens £5,680 £7,220
4,000 pens £10,160 £13,040
5,000 pens best value £11,995 £15,495
Above 5,000 pens Custom quote Custom quote

All prices include 2nd class large letter postage. 1st class upgrade available on request. VAT may apply for VAT-registered businesses.

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New to LumpyMailPens? Use code FIRST10 when you get in touch to claim 10% off your first order. Available from 1,000 pens — our minimum campaign.

Why LumpyMailPens

Nobody else in UK direct mail does all of this.

We're not the cheapest. We're the only UK direct-mail service that combines 37-source targeting, per-pen QR tracking, personalised landing pages, and a real-time dashboard in one platform.

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Data-Driven Targeting

Our 37-source database picks the postcodes, streets, and businesses most likely to respond to your offer. No spraying — only prospects that fit your sector and budget.

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Geographic Intelligence

See response-rate heatmaps, competitor density, and demographic fit for every area before you commit budget. Know exactly where your campaign will work hardest.

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Per-Pen QR Tracking

Every single letter gets a unique QR code. You know exactly who scanned, when, from where, and what they did next. No guessing which addresses worked.

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Personalised Landing Pages

Each campaign gets its own sector-targeted landing page with a single, focused call-to-action. Every form submission feeds straight into your campaign dashboard.

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Real-Time Campaign Dashboard

Scans, responses, conversions — all live as they happen. No waiting six weeks for "the report". Make mid-campaign decisions based on real data.

Nobody else offers the full stack. That's why we're £3.00 per pen at our entry tier, not £0.80 for a flat letter that gets binned.

What's the minimum order?

Our campaigns start at 1,000 pens. That's the smallest run where the maths works for you: it's the volume at which our 37-source targeting pays for itself, and where a Royal Mail Advertising-Mail campaign reaches enough of the right businesses to move the needle. Below 1,000 the per-pen cost climbs and the targeting can't do its job. From £2,995 all-in for 1,000 pens, delivered.

How long does delivery take?

We typically dispatch within 5–7 working days of confirming your campaign. Letters go 2nd class large letter — Royal Mail aims to deliver within 2–3 working days of posting. If you need faster dispatch, ask us about a 1st class upgrade.

Can I see the letter and pen before you send anything?

Yes — request a free sample pack and we'll post you a real example of what your prospects will receive. You'll hold the pen, read the letter, and know exactly what you're paying for before committing a penny.

What's included in the price?

Everything. Branded pen with your logo, personalised A4 letter, C5 envelope, 2nd class large letter postage, and QR code tracking. There are no setup fees, no design charges, and no data fees — we use our own 37-source targeting database at no extra cost to you.

How do I pay?

Full payment upfront before we start. Bank transfer or card payment. Nothing gets printed or posted until payment clears — simple and straightforward, no surprises.

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