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Simple, transparent pricing

One all-in price. No hidden extras. No setup fees. No surprises.

Every campaign includes: 2nd class large letter postage · branded pen with your logo · full-colour print on every pen — included · personalised A4 letter · C5 envelope · QR code tracking

Campaign size Campaign total
500 pens minimum campaign £1,595
1,000 pens £2,995
2,000 pens £5,680
4,000 pens £10,160
5,000 pens best value £11,995
Above 5,000 pens Custom quote

All prices include 2nd class large letter postage. 1st class upgrade available on request.

FIRST10
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10% off your first campaign

New to LumpyMailPens? Use code FIRST10 when you get in touch to claim 10% off your first order. Available from 500 pens — our minimum campaign.

Nine white ballpoint pens with coloured grips: navy, orange, purple, red, light blue, lime, black, yellow and pink.
Nine grip colours, all at the same price. Tell us yours when you order.
Why LumpyMailPens

Few UK direct-mail services do all of this.

We're not the cheapest. But few UK direct-mail services combine 30-plus-source targeting, per-pen QR tracking, personalised landing pages, and a real-time dashboard in one platform.

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Data-Driven Targeting

Our 30-plus-source database picks the postcodes, streets, and businesses most likely to respond to your offer. No spraying — only prospects that fit your sector and budget.

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Geographic Intelligence

See response-rate heatmaps, competitor density, and demographic fit for every area before you commit budget. Know exactly where your campaign will work hardest.

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Per-Pen QR Tracking

Every single letter gets a unique QR code. You know exactly who scanned, when, from where, and what they did next. No guessing which addresses worked.

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Personalised Landing Pages

Each campaign gets its own sector-targeted landing page with a single, focused call-to-action. Every form submission feeds straight into your campaign dashboard.

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Real-Time Campaign Dashboard

Watch scans arrive as they happen — use them to follow up the right prospects and plan your next campaign.

Few offer the full stack. That's why we're £3.19 per pen at our entry tier, not £0.80 for a flat letter that gets binned.

What's the minimum order?

Our campaigns start at 500 pens. 500 is the smallest campaign we run — big enough for the targeting and the tracking to be worth doing. From £1,595 all-in for 500 pens, delivered.

How long does delivery take?

Your pens are printed, packed and posted within 10 working days of your approved pen design and final payment. Most campaigns land within 2–3 weeks of ordering. Royal Mail 2nd class then delivers within 2–3 working days. If you need faster dispatch, ask us about a 1st class upgrade.

Can I see the letter and pen before you send anything?

Yes — request a free sample pack and we'll post you a real example of what your prospects will receive. You'll hold the pen, read the letter, and know exactly what you're paying for before committing a penny.

What's included in the price?

Everything. Branded pen with your logo, personalised A4 letter, C5 envelope, 2nd class large letter postage, and QR code tracking. There are no setup fees, no design charges, and no data fees — we use our own 30-plus-source targeting database at no extra cost to you.

How do I pay?

A 50% deposit by bank transfer confirms your order; the 50% balance is due before dispatch (card or bank transfer).

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2nd Class Large Letter

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Get a full proposal with area targeting, or request a sample to see the quality first.

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